lirik lagu animeme rap battles - grumpy cat vs. nyan cat
nyan cat:
look up in the sky, not a bird, not a plane
it’s just little old me, nyan cat’s the name!
i’m a pop tart, don’t get it twisted son
been crushin’ cosmic p-ssy since life number one!
i’m the first cat in sp-ce, won the cat sp-ce race
here to cat bread you, have some wheat on your face!
oh, your name is tard? that’s short for r-t-rded!
don’t get mad, have some skittles! i just sharted
your face looks like a sh-tty cat version of ron swanson!
you’ll be forgotten, like the p-b-s dangling off my johnson!
you’re big in real life, but on youtube i’m huge!
you can die tomorrow, i’ll still get 80,000 views!
grumpy cat:
what doesn’t k!ll you p-sses me off
so i’m gonna be the one to f-ckin’ finish the job!
i eat, i sleep, i excrete, and l!ck my paws
you fly through sp-ce, that’s it? you should be hauling around santa claus
i’ll eat you for breakfast and turn you into a nice t-rd!
have you seen t-tanic? my favourite actor was the iceberg!
i’m a celebrity, i’m in time magazine
the biggest name in pets since, uhh, motherf-cking l-ssie
you’re a try hard, i didn’t even want fame
kicking your -ss?
it’s in my dna
nyan cat:
you’re shorter than the pinky of peter d-nklage!
scratch that, more like d-nklage’s peter, going through shrinkage!
you’re still a virgin, my p-n-s caused the big bang!
roses are red, violets are blue
i have a gun, get in the van
what’s wrong, grumpy? where’s the other six dwarves?
celebrating your absence with coffee-flavored liquors?
you’re bout to get spade, and i’ve got a flush
you down the toilet, your wack raps make me blush!
i’ll put you in a blender, i’ll turn you to slush!
tbh, you’re not the first p-ssy i’ve crushed!
grumpy cat:
crush me with those rhymes?
you’re batsh-t delirious
i had fun once, it was a traumatic experience
and maybe i am smaller than a midget’s frigid noodle
but at least i’m not some wanna-be toaster strudel
you ain’t sh-t, you ancient, you’re 8 bit, atari
just quit, you won’t get these eight t-ts, i’m sorry!
cuz the only reason you got to be that tasty
is your dad couldn’t get p-ssy so he s-xed a pastry
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