lirik lagu andy milonakis - still waiting rap
[verse 1]
[andy:] i used to drink 40’s but i hated the taste
put twists in my hair cause i hated my race
[stu:] i hated my face when i looked in the mirror
things were fuzzy, but now they’re much clearer
[andy:] mirror, mirror, on the wall
who’s the dopest rapper with the biggest black b-lls?
[stu:] not you or me cause we’re white, remember?
we’re whiter than santa claus’ p-b-s in december
[andy:] socrates said “be as you wish to seem”
i guess i wish to seem like a fat black teen
[stu:] i don’t got a gangsta lean, i got scoliosis
i say corny phrases like “holy moses”
[andy:] holy moses, or holy jesus
can’t decide where the universe, there’s so many pieces
[stu:] but it doesn’t make sense cause “uni” means one
so we’re trapped in one verse that revolves around the sun
[andy:] it says e=mc²
that means we’re two mc’s but our brain is shared
[hook: stu]
we’re whiter than santa claus’ p-b-s in december
[verse 2]
[stu:] just cause we’re smart doesn’t mean we’re not gross
i’ll spread you p-ssy lips on shenaniganz toast
[andy:] yum p-ssy toast, p-ssy, p-ssy, p-ssy toast
i k!ll that p-ssy then f-ck your p-ssy’s nose
[stu:] your cl-toris is longer than a magic bean shark
when i climb to the top a giant suck my mean c-ck
[andy:] i’m the van gogh of rhyming, i cut all my abdomen
three fingers in but soon i have five in
[stu:] i c-m so much we be slipping and sliding
my d-ck’s higher on the wanted list than bin laden
[andy:] i f-ck mad ducks cause i’m addicted to quacking
the ease style write right off my fat back
[stu:] it’s ok if you’re chubby, that’s why they got light b-lls
i’ll suck your backfat then i’ll spit it at a white ho
[andy:] gotta stop banging them psycho dyk- hoes
when i was five years old i was f-cking on my trike, yo
[stu:] when i c-m, it’s stickier than crazy glue
girl, you’re wearing contacts, your eyes are crazy blue
[andy:] i get b-tches ocd, then they won’t let me go
cause they need to have my d-ck three times in a row
[stu:] d-mn, three in a row like tic-tac-toe
i’ll make your face red cause i’m a d-cksmack pro
[andy:] you’re good riding d-ck, well let’s talk about bj’s
your technique’s sloppy like amateur dj’s
[stu:] well, my girl does it right cause she drinks all my babies
her mouth full of foam cause she got slug rabies
[hook: andy]
yum p-ssy toast, p-ssy, p-ssy, p-ssy toast
[verse 3]
[andy:] just cause we’re gross doesn’t mean we’re not smart
got a dog named napoleon and he chews my bone apart
[stu:] yo that sh-t doesn’t matter, matter matters
your constellations are starting to see the universe splattered
[andy:] i f-cked a black hole, and see my d-ck disappeared
into a multi-dimensional creature’s ear
[stu:] on a sub-atomic level man, you’re being kinda g-y
[andy:] b-tch i’d shoot my foam thumbs in your mouth all day
[stu:] which is a pair of blue dots, suspended in a sundae
[both:] f-ck the bars of soap cause it’s time for us to come clean
[hook: andy]
i f-cked a black hole, and see my d-ck disappeared
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