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lirik lagu alex schor - coochie barber

{intro]
yeah, alex schor

[chorus]
i’m the coochie barber, she got faded on her period
she was red headed, call me ed the way i’m sheeran it
she’s talking about payin’ me? i ain’t even hearin’ it
this is like an art, baby, i just really love my craft
she said, “alex, pull your pants down, let me suck your ass”
jew boy, and i was just reminded of my past
shorty like my ancestors, probably off the gas

[verse 1]
bob is in in florida, it’s a miami vice
i just met a girl at club live, and she stayed the night
i thought put a rubber on and i’m like, “yeah, that’s probably right”
but i don’t listen to idiots, so i don’t take my own advice
i don’t write my songs, i get my lyrics from my comment section
all of these bars, i could go hard for days like a long erection
she called me a perv and started poppin’ off like smith & wesson
i just said something normal to her with a wrong complexion
i just wet the bed, that’s how i woke up in a flow state
different personalities behind this mask, ghost face
rapping like ej~cul~ting, never at a slow pace
i spent 10 minutes in the studio, give me a prorate
when i trim the cooter, i get between the flaps, sayin’
if it’s really hairy, i might cut it with an axe, fam
told her, “take off your socks, and use my face to tap dance”
ski~ba~bop~ba~dop~bop, i’m the scatman
[bridge]
i’m the, wait, hold on

[chorus]
i’m the coochie barber, she got faded on her period
she was red headed, call me ed the way i’m sheeran it
she’s talking about payin’ me? i ain’t even hearin’ it
this is like an art, baby, i just really love my craft
she said, “alex, pull your pants down, let me suck your ass”
jew boy, and i was just reminded of my past
shorty like my ancestors, probably off the gas

[verse 2]
knocked on a bathroom stall to see if someone’s dumping
this guy didn’t say it’s occupied; he told me come in
songs that i am making don’t equate to songs i am bumping
i stay listening to taylor swift and smashing pumpkins
when it comes to smashing pumpkins, i ain’t talking about the band
i just needed something fresh; i got tired of using my hand
man, i swear that i’ll go broke before i start an onlyfans
but we’re talking about this month, i spent over 17 grand
switched up on my day once
i’m ashamed of where i came from
i’mma beat up all my old friends, but i won’t assault the gay one
yup, cuz i’m an activist
hate the patriarchy, pull down my pants and smack my d~ck
shorty bad as h~ll, bald head, i call her humpty dumpty
i’mma crack an egg tonight, but i don’t have the munchies
hand went up her shirt, at that moment i felt something lumpy
it was breast cancer
shoutout breast cancer survivors, like, for real
[chorus]
i’m the coochie barber, she got faded on her period
she was red headed, call me ed the way i’m sheeran it
she’s talking about payin’ me? i ain’t even hearin’ it
this is like an art, baby, i just really love my craft
she said, “alex, pull your pants down, let me suck your ass”
jew boy, and i was just reminded of my past
shorty like my ancestors, probably off the gas

[outro]
i am accepting appointments through email, dm, post mail, a carrier pigeon
ladies, hit me up if you need a fresh fade

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