lirik lagu alex from tennessee - skeleboner taxi service
[verse]
on a halloween night like this
many years ago
hmm, h~llo?
a girl named betsy was off to work
hmm
she was late
what was that in the distance?
a taxi is what she wants, until she found the grave
is that a grave in the shape of a taxi?
i’ll rub my ham sandwich from my lunchbox all over it and see what happens
oh sh~t!
oh no, betsy, you’ve summoned the skeleb~n~rs!
whoa, what’s going on!
why’s there wind everywhere?
woah! why’s there an old lady in a wheelchair flying around?
i’m being sucked in!
[verse]
we’re the skeleb~n~rs
oh sh~t, who the f~ck are you?
and this is our taxi service
i’m alright
it seems we’ve been summoned by a girl named betsy
that’s me
come on, boys, let’s give her a ride she’ll never forget
oh sh~t, you don’t need to
[verse]
we’re running out the car! betsy, come here, we’re gonna take you to work!
oh sh~t, oh god get away! i’ll hit you with my handbag!
you’re going to work whether you like it or not
i can turn into a real foul beast!
at skeleb~n~r taxi service, there are lots of fun things in our car!
i don’t care
come on, betsy, you’re not gonna regret the ride. girl, what do you say?
no
[chorus]
get the f~ck into our car
we don’t care who you are
you can put your bags in the bag
skeleton jerrimiah will rub your nut s~~~, ooh
[verse]
betsy, we drive the car of your dreams
with complementary, custard creams
we also have an on~site band
who plays music for you as we drive through sand
what? i didn’t hear a f~cking word of that sh~t!
[verse]
okay! well, it’s clear by now that by signing, we’re not gonna get anywhere with you
so let’s just cut to the chase
we take apple pay and all that kinda thing
urm, by any chance do you have any water on you?
i’m so dry, i haven’t drank in years
they call me boney b~st~rd, and yes, we dance away our problems
[chorus]
get the f~ck into our car
we don’t care who you are
you can put your bags in the bag
skeleton jerrimiah will rub your nut s~~~, ooh
get the f~ck into our car
we don’t care who you are
you can put your bags in the bag
skeleton jerrimiah will rub your nut s~~~, ooh
woah!
there we go betsy, we’re at your work
oh, sh~t
so, what do ya think?
urm, it was a little crazy
well, not everyone loves it, but clearly i can tell that you loved it
how much do i owe you?
erm, oh nono. we don’t charge, we do not charge, we really could not charge for that sh~t, you know?
probably for the best
it’s a complimentary service we do so, erm, you’re welcome
oh, okay well, see you in a minute
and erm, actually, there is one thing you could do for us
what’s going on?
if you could just go into that cafe over there, and just maybe bring us a breakfast sandwich?
a sandwich?
we’re really hungry
i mean i can try?
i haven’t eaten in years, been coughing in the car
i can try skeleb~n~r
we appreciate it, thank you, betsy
bye
erm, we’ll be here to pick you up
erm, the f~ck you will i am walking thank you!
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