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lirik lagu alchemyking & ashley​magica - hank hill vs. the engineer - ak rap battles

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the engineer:
you wanna sit with me a while? come and have a seat
but with that physique, you’d just slip right off with your flat asscheeks
just a middle~aged schlub, i’m not missing your ilk
dominate this bland dad, now i’m the king of the hill

i’d rather watch the mann brothers’ feud than your family squabbles
‘cause while i’m handling shotguns, you just solve practical problems
maybe get your wife to teach you s~x ed next time, ‘cause i met her
then i pegged her, and we got to work erectin’ a dispenser

from laotians to drag queens, you’re just spreading your hate
did you teleport all your bread? you’re fifteen years out of date
i’d c~ck my shotgun, shoot all your tanks, and show you what real pro pain is
won’t rest til your place is flaming — (c~cks shotgun) makin’ bacon!

hank hill:
i tried to join your lobby, but i had to take my leave
‘cause every other game i entered was just mann vs. machines
i can’t stand you in the least, always goin’ off with thoughtless words
you sound so d~mn crazy, i should call you dale conagher!

(bwaaaaah!) you wanna beef with me? a grilling natural?
all your lines were undercooked, because your heart is black as coal
i tell ya what, you mess with me, and things get messy
if you think i’m just a sap, that means i’ll still take down your sentries!
and let me tell you, that scout should go and back outta this fight
i don’t care how buoyant he is, that boy ain’t right!
that hat you’re wearing fits you, ‘cause you’re so hard~headed
but your company’s so short~handed, you can’t fix it with prosthetics

the engineer:
heh… catch of the day, much? i thought i’d have to wait
but you took my bait right at the start like it’s crack cocaine
and stop pickin’ on scout! do i need to get it through your cranium?
he always bats for us, you were just born in yankee stadium

you’re not a true texan! you’re callin’ me dumb with that head of yours?
and how are you so cold when you do chores in blazing temperatures?
got it! your father doesn’t want ‘ya, and you make it everyone’s problem
you tower over him, and you still get picked on by cotton

hank hill:
you’re crackin’ jokes ‘bout my dead daddy, and you think i’d laugh?!
i’ll make like the mods in all your lobbies when i kick your ass!
my papa was a hero, and he fought through countless war scenes
you’re such a sadsack soldier, i’d rather listen to dauterive

so why don’t you mosey back to your recliner ‘fore your next bout?
even with your memes, for your team, you’d never stick your neck out
the king’s secured his crown, so i’ll go back to flipping burgers
while you take out your wrench and try in vain to fix your servers


- lirik lagu alchemyking ashleymagica

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