lirik lagu alchemyking & ashleymagica - bobble the clown vs. lambchop - ak rap battles
lyrics:
bobble the clown:
hey, kids! welcome to my show! i… where are the tots at?
oh, you must be the mentally immature one, ‘cause otherwise, you would’ve passed out from my broadcast!
right, now we’ve got that cleared up. as a shop owner, deals are what you’d mostly be closing
but unfortunately for you, there’s also a wolf tryna get in the clothes of this wolf in sheep’s clothing
but of course, you fell for the one person in your town you couldn’t pack in your articles
tell me, are you crushing on that star witch because her magic can fix your lack of any heartstrings to pull?
then she says “i can fix him”, but even she can’t once i’ve gutted this tumblr cutie
how’s a k!ller supposed to be threatening with resurrection? arcadekitten might as well be a f~cking p~ssy!
so when i’m throwing these hands, you’ll be tortured and d~mned like all of the soldiers in camps
makes sense that this sheep would flock to what’s popular ~ he stole all the trends from cult of the lamb
now kids, i may be loud on the air, but your head’s in the clouds if you’re scared of this fantasy monster
prepare for another kitchen surprise, as i lead another lamb to the slaughter
lambchop:
welcome to my shop! i assure you, there’s many sweets to try
but maybe you should hold off, ‘cause you’ve already got a sickeningly saccharine redesign!
(sigh) you know what? i’m already bored of dissing this clown who’s a literal hack
so i’m dragging you off like i’m dr. [[redacted]]; mark the second time you’ll be in the back
it’ll soon be clear your doom is near ~ bet you’ve never seen a sheep with pruning shears
you’ll be decapitated like raj; how about i sell bobble’s head as a souvenir?
pennywise on a penny’s budget is hardly bringing scary content
sure, you may hate me, but look into my eyes; you think you can win a staring contest?
thought you’d be a famous horror star, but dropped off the air like stella
facing off ‘gainst me is a gutsy move, but like ruuuuby, i’m fed up
you’re the clown, and your whole d~mn site’s a circus, but not one i’d visit for fun
after i’ve left bobble bodybagged, the record of your loss is data you’ll wish stays expunged
bobble the clown:
wanna put up a fight, but your verse was underweight; for a butcher, i thought you could pack meat
even before your mind was changed, you alwarys stood out as the black sheep
in stella’s village, her plan was to keep them happy, ‘til she found this piece of cr~p’s secret stash
all it took was a wave of her hand to erase your brain more than any grade a amnesiac!
i don’t even need to learn to stay unnoticed, ‘cause there’s, like, six guys in your potemkin village
grab a mosquito trap and leave your business as embers! remember, kids; it’s the most effective method for getting rid of pests and insects
leaving necks slit’s how you get her attention and end up as close souls?
tell me, lambchop: how does my average episode have a less f~cked~up moral?
lambchop
you’re getting under people’s skin, but i’m not talking that when i say you’re a boring tw~t
where’s your entourage? well, either way, when i break your legs, you’ll need a different supporting cast
biggest threat you could make is doxxing, creeping and peeping on researchers
but ronald mcdonald over here can’t even bring enough beef for a decent burger
this is not the place for you, i could chop off all your bodyweight and still make it in time for my coffee break
but you’ve already been locked away to rot away, makes sense why you’re marked as “safe”
well, it’s been an honor, but there’s no doubt who won in this bout of cannibalistic villainy
scp~993’s been terminated, and there’ll soon be more fresh meat for delivery
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