lirik lagu afroman – i smoke weed
i f-cked this girl in talah-ssee
doggie style so i named her l-ssie
came on her, florida state clothes
filled up all her s-m-n holes
f-cked this girl from purdue
came in her hair, f-cked up her doo
she was cryin, like tammy faye baker
her p-ssy got hotter than a boiler maker
met santa’s daughter in baton rouge
f-cked up christmas like mr. scrooge
dropped her off at lsu
smoked all her weed, drank all her brew
f-cked george bush daughter in dallas, texas
rode that -ss just like a lexus
f-cked her again in ft. worth
stuck my d-ck in her p-ssy and i started to surf
(chorus)
colt 45, afroman
tryin to get all the p-ssy that i can
to the cross country in my afro van
smokin weed
2x
i priced this hooker in ohio
i said, b-tch, you too high ho
i got a cheaper ho in cincinatti
f-cked her in the back of my 83 caddy
broker as h-ll smokin newport singles
came in her -ss and said “f-ck the bengals”
(afroman rant)
smokin weed!
smokin weed, state-to-state
beer and munchies got me gaining weight
missionary style in chilla coffee
little mamma said, “would you please get off me”
beatutiful girl, iowa city
roll a blunt fatter than a big fat t-tty
she sucked my d-ck, while she held my thighs
i came in her iowa hawk-“eyes”
my d-ck went boing in des moines
going going go-buckaw!
smokin weed!
(chorus 2x)
oklahoma, smoke-lahoma
buffalo, puff-alo
fort smith, fort spliff
smokin weed
starkville, sparks-ville
huntsville, blunts-ville
mississippi, missi-hippie
alabama, ala-grama
hattysburg, hattys-herb
burmingham, burning-ham
smokin weed
north dakota, north de quota
south dakota, south de quota
i ran out of rhymes, but i’m…
smokin weed
(chorus 2x)
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