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lirik lagu afroman - a strainj poem

(so i got a green light?)

i got a long list, of nice and naughty hoes
now on which side should your name go?
you can help me decide under this here mistletoe
cus’ n0body knows like saint d~ck knows…
dipping in a coupe de ville not a sleigh
cus’ ain’t no chimney’s in the pj’s
i got elves stuffing fat dubsacks way up north
and (huh) miss claus in court filing child support
jack frost is on the pipe i had to let him go!
and sold rudolf’s ass to the zoo, cus’ his nose wouldn’t glow
every year, 12/25 seem to come faster
(ahuh) frosty is balling, moving weight in alaska
he don’t holla at me no more but i know he on his sh~t
smuggling dope through christmas tree ornaments
and i’m on mine too! i done cape up g’s
selling sеx toys to the p~rno industry (you understand me?)
so i say ho ho ho! ho ho ho!
i’m looking for a hoе to give me a blow
b~tches, come sit on my lap and tell me what you want
while i slide my hand in between your little c~nt
felling [?] off that egg nog and brandy
with that throat open christmas tail condom handy
check this out! i ain’t making no cheese of toys for tots
that’s why i got hookers walking up and down the block
and christmas trees weren’t moving on the scene
had to go to moving pounds of that sticky green
they say, ‘christmas ain’t what it used to be!’
but it’s a god d~mn come up for me, you understand?
santa claus i’ll be [?]
gotta watch where i’ll go with that bright red suit
d~mn a holiday, these fools is live about to shoot
and don’t think i’m about that merry sh~t, you better watch your step
i gotta 45′ that’ll jingle bell your ass to death
and all these little brats, sending me mail?
sh~t… i ain’t giving up nothing you better catch an after~christmas tail
now tell your parents to quit telling you them d~mn fairy tails!
putting my name on them presents, but they done bought it they d~mn selves
so one more time, and one more game
i’ma let you know my little naughty friends
i’m santa claus, b~tch, don’t call me no more
and tell your mama to come through cus’s she’s a hoe, merry christmas!
(santa claus is out the building)

- lirik lagu afroman

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