lirik lagu adam sandler - respect
respect
[nikki’s grandfather:] hey, everybody! nikki had his first day of school today!
[everybody:] oh, yeah, good nikki that’s great. respect!
[ng:] how ya doin nikki?
[nikki:] well, okay grandpa
[everyone:] oh, good he’s okay. showin the respect. respect!
[ng:(lights cigarette)] hey, nikki tell us about your first day of school
[n:] school good! we do fingerpainting,
[ev:] oh, yeah, you gotta respect the fingerpainting. yeah, respect the fingerpaint. respect the smearing.
[ng:] alright, tell us some more nikki!
[n:] we make pla-do,
[ev:] oh, you gotta love the pla-do. respect the pla-do. give full respect to the pla-do. you put it, you roll it around, you show it respect.
[ng:] alright, did you smell the pa-do?
[n:] pla-do smell good!
[ev:] oh, you gotta respect the smell
[sammy:] it’s squishy! it’s squishy!
[old men:] of course it’s squishy, he knows it’s squishy, it’s pla-do. what are you, a moron? sammy, shut the f-ck up! my god, he’s an idiot!
[ng:] tell grandpa some more
[n:] we have cookies and milk too!
[ev.:] oh, you gotta respect the cookies and milk. [scattered laughter] i respect cookies! who doesn’t respect cookies?!
[ng:] did you dunk it in the milk?
[n:] i dunk the cookie
[ev:] oh, you gotta respect the dunking. yeah. ya gotta dunk it. dunking’s good. respect the milk!
[n:] i like soggy cookies!
[sammy:] respect the milk!
[om:] why, you f-ckin moron. you must be an idiot! i just f-ckin said that! you idiot!
[ng:] what else, nikki?
[n:] teacher read us 3 little pigs!
[ev:] oh, yeah respect the pigs. respect the bricks. big respect for the pigs. you respect the pigs, they’ll respect you.
[s:] don’t respect the wolf!
[om:] sammy, jump in front of a f-ckin truck! you shut the f-ck up sammy! every single word that comes out of your f-ckin mouth is so disrespectful!
[ng:] what else, nikki?
[n:] well, i play on the playground, and i swing on the monkey bars…
[ev.:] oh, you gotta respect those monkey bars, man. gotta love thos monkey bars. and show the respect.
[n:(throughout chatter)] a boy pushed me off the see-saw.
[ng:] quiet! quiet, everybody! what did you say?
[n:] a boy pushed me off the see-saw.
[ng:] and what is this boy’s name?
[n:] his name donny mcmillan
[ev: (slams fist)] he’s f-ckin dead! he’s a f-cking dead man, you hear me? i’ll f-ckin cut his b-lls off and feed ’em to his f-ckin mother! the kid’s dead! this little f-ck is dead!
[ng:] what else, nikki?
[n:] i kiss a girl on the playground
[ev:] oh, respect for the young lover. show respect, show respect.
[sammy:] gotta respect the condom!
[om:] you f-ckin moron, what are you talking about a condom you f-ckin idiot? he’s five f-ckin years old! (i’m just sayin!) you f-ckin idiot! i’ll f-ckin put a f-ckin condom on your f-ckin tombstone! sammy, you’re a moron!
[ng:] tell grandpa some more, nikki
[n:] we sing the alphabet song!
[ev.:] oh, you gotta respect the alphabet song. it’s a good song! it’s a good song, it helps you remember! you gotta respect it! yeah, you gotta respect it!
[ng:] okay, let’s hear you sing the song!
[s:] learnin-
[om:] sammy, shutup!
[n:] ok:
[starts singing very off-tone]
a,
b,
c,
[om:] oh, respect!
d,
e,
[om:] respect!
f,
g,
[sammy:] oh, you gotta respect the song!
[om:] sammy, shut the f-ck up! he’s f-ckin trying to sing a f-ckin song here, you moron! show a little respect!
h,
i,
j,
[om:] oh, you gotta show respect.
k,
l,
m,
n,
o,
p,
[om:] respect, respect, respect, respect! oh, they always go together
q,
r,
[om:] oh, you gotta show the respect
s,
t,
u,
v,
[om:] oh, respect the v. good letter.
w,
x,
y,
and z!
[om:] oh, respect the completion. you gotta show respect for the kid, he’s a smart one!
[n:] now i know my abc’s-
[ev.:] alright, we know the song. alright, it’s getting a little long. let’s move on.
[ng:] you do good in the spelling bee?
[n:] i can spell, grandpa!
[ev:] ah, respect the confidence! the kid can spell! just like his grandfather his grandfather can spell!
[ng:] okay, i’m gonna spell you something right now, and you tell me what i’m spellin okay?
[n:] okay grandpa
[ng:] okay, nikki?
[n:] okay, granpa
[ng:] you ready for this?
[n:] okay, granpa
[ng:] are you ready for this?
[n:] alright, grandpa!
[ng:] alright, here we go!
[old man:] r!
[om:] e!
[om:] s!
[om:] p!
[s:] s!
[om:] what the f-ck, s? sammy what’s f-ckin wrong with you?!! you f-ckin idiot! where’d you learn to f-ckin spell?!…
[ng:] alright my little angel, we’re gonna spell the word for you again, and you’re gonna tell grandpa what we’re spellin, alright? here we go,
[n:] okay!
[ng:] and sammy, you’re gonna keep your f-ckin trap shut!
[s:] consider it done!
[om:] r!
[om:] e!
[om:] s!
[om:] p!
[om:] e!
[om:] c!
[om:] t!
[n:] uuuh,…..respect!
[ev:] respect! he got it, the kid’s got it! he’s one of us! he’s got it!
respect!
respect!
respect!
respect!
respect!
respect!
respect!
respect!
respect!
[chant fades]
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