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lirik lagu 7/eight - april 15

dear, diary
today i was hungry and wanted a sandwich with cheese and ham
but i was out, so i got dressed and went to the store, at roughly 2pm

so i went to the store and got the ham and cheese
but i think i could hear someone call the police
turns out, i was stealing and forgot to pay
i said, “frick this!”
and then i ran aw—

now i’m sitting in the bushes to hide from the fuzz
and i walk in a gun store to buy guns
the clerk says, “oh, heck no, the cashier down the street
said you tried to smuggle deli~sliced cheese and sliced meat”
i grab a gun from the wall, and he grabs his own
but my gun had no ammo, so i threw it at his dome
thе clerk is dead. i said out loud, “he diеd, wow”
but then, i realized that i’ve committed two crimes now (god)

i grab his gun, now it’s mine, and head for the road
the cops find me ’cause they’re jerks and they won’t leave me alone
they try to shoot me, so i use the gun i stole as a shield
this day is kinda crazy, but that’s just how i feel

diary entry, april 15th
sincerely, yours truly (that’s me!)
diary entry
sincerely
dear diary
i’m still wanted, and am still running from the police
and i think they’re catching up
i don’t know why they weren’t
yes, currently, i’m running right now, and they’re in cars
i think i’m gonna throw up

i jump into some bushes, they saw, so it didn’t work
i understand acab now, these guys are jerks
i have bad direction, but i think i’m running west
i hope i don’t pay a fine for resisting arrest
they throw a tracker, so i grab my gun
and i bat the tracker back at someone
and it explodes on all of them
turns out it was actually a bomb

after a surprising amount of running, the cops catch me
they say, “hey, do you wanna join the u.s. navy?
you’ve impressed us, and we’d like to have you
you’ll be pardoned, of course”
and now, i’m stuck in a truck, waiting for an alert
and waiting
(woah!)

there’s an alien invasion, there’s a ufo
they come out looking like octopi with giant toes
they got laser quills and mega~brains and transmogrifiers
but we have massive guns and tons of men who are trained fighters
they blast their lasers and i block their shots with my gun
we throw a tracker at them—sike, it was a bomb
we saved the world, i’ve become a great man
now i’m inside my house eating bread, cheese and ham
diary entry, april 15th
sincerely, yours truly
diary entry, 2017
(finally, i can eat this gosh darn sandwich)
sincerely

this sandwich tastes bland

- lirik lagu 7eight

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