lirik lagu sticky icky – welcome ladies & gentlemen (skit)
> >hi,
> >good morning, ladies and gentlemen. this is your captain (stinky face)
> >welcoming you on bokasa unit. we apologize for the
> >four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some
> >overtime i had to put in at the bakery and my poultry farm.
> >this is flight 126 to jamaica.
> >landing in jamaica is not guaranteed, but we may end up
> >somewhere in the south.
> >if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!
> >bokasa unit has an excellent safety-record. in fact our safety
> >standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with
> >us!
> >it is with great pleasure; i announce that since starting this year
> >over 50% of our p-ssengers have reached their destination. if our
> >engines are too noisy for you, on p-ssenger request, we can arrange
> >to turn
> >them off!
> >to make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve
> >complimentary bongo tea and bibi biscuits! for our not-so-religious
> >p-ssengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if
> >there
> >really is a god!
> >we regret to inform you, that today’s in-flight movie will not be
> >shown as we forgot to record it from the television. but for our
> >movie
> >buffs, we will be flying right next to british airways, where their
> >movie will be
> >visible from the right side of the cabin window.
> >there is no smoking allowed in this plane. any smoke you see in the
> >cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to
> >slow
> >down! in order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close
> >as
> >possible for the best view. if, however, we go a little too close,
> >do let us know by miss callin the pilot on he’ mobile.
> >our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
>
> >kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off
> >and
> >fasten your seatbelt. for those of you who can’t find a seatbelt,
> >kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat, and for those
> >of you
> >who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a
> >stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your
> >suitcase.”
> >enjoy bokasa unit.
> >have a nice day.
> >bokasa unit.
> >
> >the end.
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