lirik lagu hank green – mules are so half ass
the mink lost her furry scarf, she said it was stolen.
the shoe salesman wanted to help, cause he had so much soul.
but then his whole left side fell off, but he’s all right now.
and the pregnant heifer saw it happen: yeah, she had a cow
and the co2 delivery guy always gives me gas.
and i really hate mules, cause they’re so half–ss.
yeah, i really hate mules, cause they’re so half–ss.
that bike can’t stand up by itself: it says it’s too tired.
and the human cannonball was late for work and he got fired.
and if your pants are too big, you’ll get exposed in the end.
and if you crash your fancy car, you’ll see how a mercedes bends.
and the co2 delivery guy always gives me gas.
and i really hate mules, cause they’re so half–ss.
yeah, i really hate mules, cause they’re so half–ss.
i forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.
it’s just like riding a bike, or playing with your wii.
and if you don’t pay your exorcist, you’ll get repossessed.
and the pirate shot himself so he could have that dead man’s chest.
and the co2 delivery guy always gives me gas.
and i really hate mules, cause they’re so half–ss.
yeah, i really hate mules, cause they’re so half–ss.
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- lirik lagu everyone everywhere – everyhow everythere
- lirik lagu hank green – a song about an anglerfish
- lirik lagu zona jones – you should’ve seen her this morning
- lirik lagu chris ledoux – call of the wild
- lirik lagu kottonmouth kings – time
- lirik lagu michael kamen – beside you
- lirik lagu shannon noll – everything i wanted
- lirik lagu esham – since day one
- lirik lagu zona jones – never took my eyes off you
- lirik lagu ligabue – tu che conosci il cielo