lirik lagu feat dj not nice rucka rucka ali – if i was mongolian (feat. dj not nice) – rucka rucka ali
one day you’ll say
“why is everyone dead?
why didn’t we just do what kim jong il said?”
now we are all slaves
monkeys run this place
it’s planet of the apes…
ching ching ching ching ching ching ching
i smack a ho
ching ching ching ching ching ching ching
i smack a ho
i’m a korean…
oh h-llo again! it’s me, dj not nice!
thank you for listen to this alb-m, b-tch!
if i ever find you i will say h-llo, and you will give me one bl-wj-b!
rucka rucka ali!
i’m a korean
and i like my chinee food cooked right
cuz they’re not giving me the good rice
and the dyk- giving me my food looks like a lesbian
i don’t like how my beef pork looks like
and the last time i eat your food i
got the rice chicken beef tofu now i p–p while i’m peein’
and you might not believe i could fight
i’m a white belt, but i have two stripes
i don’t like all you little blue-eyed dumb white europeans
i would just like to drink my bud light
maybe bomb a couple things in hawaii
and blow up the countries i don’t like cuz i’m a korean
i’m not that nice
i build a bomb
then pick a country
and blow it up
i work for nasa
we look at stars
you know apollo?
that movie is good!
i talk like ching chang chong
why do you drop on me so napalm?
i’ve been trained to kill with my tae kwon do
and my whole continent is a dry cleaning store
(b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bonzai!)
i like to play magic cards
you heard of china? i was in charge
of chinatown… in vietnam
i’m still around…
you can come through to play
when i play poker i just throw all my chips in
herro, i’m yerrow, just like homer simpson
i smoke c-ke, it’s fun! you think i’m joking, mon?
i made a lot of money from pokémon!
i’m a korean
i think michael jackson’s a good guy
i don’t mind if he sleeps with young guys
cuz in my country, we can touch young boys on their p-n-s
and my wife is 13 and cooks my
macaroni and cheese so good, i
got her out on the street for a good, good price
ten years ago
i’m not gonna lie
i like it rough
hillary clinton, let’s get it on
i have a missle
it’s very small
it’s in my pants
i can’t get it up!
i bomb new york
better luck (next time!)
you heard of london?
not anymore!
i bomb iran!
oops! that’s j-pan! (not again!)
i made a goof…
now i gotta start again…
i roll the world up in a ball like katamari
if i bomb your crib, yep, sorry!
i’m a ninja warrior!
i went to harvard!
i bomb pearl harbor!
i want the whole world to know that i’m powerful!
나는 작은 음경이야!
everyone!
to the floor
we all gonna die!
put your head between your legs and
say koniichiwa!
death to all!
f-ck the world!
cuz i like 2pac!
now the world must stop!
cuz of my small c-ck!
one day you’ll say
“why is everyone dead?
why didn’t we just do what kim jong il said?”
now we are all slaves
monkeys run this place
it’s planet of the apes…
i’m a korean
and i’m not gonna beef with suge knight
because i think that if he heard my
my 2pac parody, he’d find me and tell me i’m stealing
hurry up, take a picture of me dangling from the balcony!
…and i’d like my chinee food cooked right
i don’t like j-panese or the thai
i just want to see the whole world die cuz
i’m a korean…
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