lirik lagu dennis leary – asshole
(spoken)
folks, i’d like to sing a song about the american dream.
about me, about you, about the way our american hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. about the special feeling we get in the c-ckles of our hearts, maybe below the c-ckles, maybe in the sub-c-ckle area, maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. we don’t know…
(sung)
i’m just a regular joe with a regular job.
i’m your average white suburbanite slob.
i like football and p-rno and books about war.
i’ve got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
my wife and my job, my kids and my car.
my feet on my table and a cuban cigar.
but sometimes that just ain’t enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no) no way (uh-uh). no, i’ve gotta go out and have fun at someone else’s expense.
(oh yeah) yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
i drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
while people behind me are going insane.
i’m an -sshole (he’s an -sshole, what an -sshole)
i’m an -sshole (he’s an -sshole, such an -sshole)
i use public toilets and p-ss on the seat,
i walk around in the summertime saying “how about this heat?”
i’m an -sshole (he’s an -sshole, what an -sshole)
i’m an -sshole (he’s the world’s biggest -sshole)
sometimes i park in handicapped sp-ces,
while handicapped people make handicapped faces.
i’m an -sshole (he’s an -sshole, what an -sshole)
i’m an -sshole (he’s a real f-cking -sshole)
maybe i shouldn’t be singing this song
ranting and raving and carrying on
maybe they’re right when they tell me i’m wrong…
naaaah!
i’m an -sshole (he’s an -sshole, what an -sshole)
i’m an -sshole (he’s the world’s biggest -sshole)
(spoken)
you know what i’m gonna do? i’m gonna get myself a 1967 cadillac eldorado convertible, hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. yeah! and i’m gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from mcdonald’s in the old-fashioned non- biodegradable styrofoam containers! and when i’m done suckin’ down those grease ball burgers i’m gonna wipe my mouth on the american flag and then toss the styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain’t a god-d-mned thing anybody can do about it. you know why? because we got the bombs, that’s why!
two words–nuclear f-cking weapons, ok? russia, germany, romania – they can have all the democracy they want. they can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of tiananmen square and it won’t make a lick of difference, because we’ve got the bombs, ok? john wayne’s not dead – he’s frozen! and when we find a cure for cancer, we’re gonna thaw out the duke and he’s gonna be pretty p-ssed off. you know why? you ever taken a cold shower? well, multiply that by 15 million times. that’s how p-ssed off the duke’s gonna be.
i’m gonna get the duke and john c-ssavetes and lee marvin (hey) and sam peckinpah (hey) and a case of whisky (hey) and drive down to texas… (hey, hey, hey)
(hey you know you really are an -sshole)
why don’t you just shut up and sing this song pal.
i’m an -sshole (he’s an -sshole, what an -sshole)
i’m an -sshole (he’s an -sshole, what an -sshole)
a – s – s – h – o – l – e.
everybody, a – s – s – h – o – l – e.
arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
fung achng tum chng fum afung fung ooh
(spoken)
i’m an -sshole and i’m proud of it!
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