lirik lagu bonzo dog band – big shot
i am the big shot
you heard me right the first time
name of bachelor johnny cool
occupation, big shot
occupation at the moment, just having fun
what a party that was
the drinks were loaded
and so were the dolls
i narrowed my eyes and poured a stiff manhattan
then i saw hotsie, what a dame
a big, bountiful babe in the region of 48-23-38
one h-ll of a region
she had the hottest lips since hiroshima
i had to stand back for fear of being burned
whiskey wow, wow, i breathed
she was dressed as before the bed
in that kind of outfit
she could get rolled at night
and i don’t mean on a cr-p table
it’s kind of revealing, isn’t it?
revealing? it’s positively risk
i like it, she said
“you’re a man with a thousand gs, right?”
“a thousand what?” i quipped
“g-men, girls, guns, guts”
“you’re my type”
“wrong, baby”, i slapped her hard
“i’m a l man, strictly liquor, love and laughs”
she stared over my shoulder
“play it cool, johnny” play it what? i flipped
“listen, i fought my way up from tough east side new york
lead filled saps and sub-machine guns, like this”
she said, “johnny, this is a deadly game
have a few laughs and go home”
i shuddered, normally i pack a rod in pajamas
i carry nothing but scars from normandy beach
i said, “wrong, baby, you can’t fool me”
she spat playfully, “i’m ahead of you, johnny”
i studied the swell of her enormous b–bs and said
“baby, you’re so far ahead it’s beautiful”
“you, you are, you are eccentric, i like that”
“electric cheri, bounce off my rocket, tout comprehend?”
we spoke french fluently, our lips met again and again
“yeah, yeah, yeah”, i slobbered
hotsie said, “you’re slobbering all over the seat, kid”
i went home late, very late
what could i say to m
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